Retirement Quotes

20 quotations about Retirement

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

To retire is to die.

Lord Tyrawley and I have been dead these two years, but we don't choose to have it known.

The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work.

I am a free man. I feel as light as a feather.

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.

A person can stand almost anything except a succession of ordinary days.

When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.

Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.

Love prefers twilight to daylight.

When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.

Florida, is Gods waiting room.

Sooner or later I'm going to die, but I'm not going to retire.

A short retirement urges a sweet return.

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.

Retirement: Statutory senility.

Eating's going to be a whole new ball game. I may even have to buy a new pair of trousers.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

A man is known by the company that keeps him on after retirement age.

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