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14 quotesEven the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
Funerals
Kehlog Albran
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When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung.
Conservatives
Henry Ward Beecher
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Death and Dying
Yogi Berra
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A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker.
Funerals
Ambrose Bierce
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A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
Funerals
Irvin S. Cobb
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As grand and griefless as a rich man's funeral.
Funerals
Sidney Thompson Dobell
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The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.
Funerals
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.
Funerals
Francois De La Rochefoucauld
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What men prize most is a privilege, even if it be that of chief mourner at a funeral.
Privilege
James Russell Lowell
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I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.
Sarcasm
Mark Twain
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A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals.
Relatives
Source Unknown
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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that he's dead.
Funerals
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And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.
Sympathy
Walt Whitman
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He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral.
Inheritance
Yiddish Proverb
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun