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77 quotes (Page 2 of 4 pages)I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.
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George Farquhar
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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Winston Churchill
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I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
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Robert E. Lee
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I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
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W. C. Fields
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I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
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W. C. Fields
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I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.
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George Jean Nathan
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I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
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Joe E. Lewis
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I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
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John Squire
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I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler.
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George Bernard Shaw
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If merely feeling good could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.
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William James
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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Dean Martin
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It pays to get drunk with the best people.
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Joe E. Lewis
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It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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W. C. Fields
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It's not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.
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John Selden
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Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after.
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Lord Byron
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Malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
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A. E. Housman
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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
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Lord Byron
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Many a woman drives a man to drink water.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Source Unknown
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Never accept a drink from a Urologist.
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Erma Bombeck
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O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.
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William Shakespeare
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Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.
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Sir Walter Scott
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Old wine and friends improve with age.
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Italian Proverb
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One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Brendan F. Behan
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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Lady Nancy Astor
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Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.
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Thomas L. Masson
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun