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17 quotesI think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Comedy and Comedians
Woody Allen
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A rich man's joke is always funny.
Humor
Thomas Edward Brown
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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
Life and Living
Quentin Crisp
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Marry for money, my little sonny, a rich man's joke is always funny.
Money
Hebrew Proverb
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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Comedy and Comedians
Ernest Hemingway
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Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.
Dignity
Ronald Knox
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Thinking and Thought: Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.
Thoughts and Thinking
Sidney Madwed
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Humor
Steve Martin
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It's a funny thing about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Expectation
W. Somerset Maugham
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You can't lead a cavalry if you think that you look funny riding a horse.
Self-expression
John Peers
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It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
Friends and Friendship
Monty Python
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Humor
Will Rogers
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Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious?
Humor
Source Unknown
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Humor
Peter Ustinov
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I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
Humor
Andy Warhol
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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Humor
Mae West
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If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.
Truth
Billy Wilder
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun