Marriage Quotes

166 quotations about Marriage
It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.
Herbert Samuel · Marriage
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
Arthur Schopenhauer · Marriage
In our monogamous part of the world, to marry means to halve one's rights and double one's duties.
Arthur Schopenhauer · Marriage
There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
George Bernard Shaw · Marriage
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw · Marriage
'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan · Marriage
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton · Marriage
If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.
Gary Smalley · Marriage
Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.
Anna Nicole Smith · Marriage
Once you are married, there is nothing for you, not even suicide, but to be good.
Robert Louis Stevenson · Marriage
Marriage is one long conversation, checkered by disputes.
Robert Louis Stevenson · Marriage
We love in others what we lack in ourselves, and would be everything, but what we are.
Richard Henry Stoddard · Marriage
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
Billy Sunday · Marriage
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
Pauline Thomason · Marriage
Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Source Unknown · Marriage
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
Source Unknown · Marriage
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Source Unknown · Marriage
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
Source Unknown · Marriage
Any man who married for money and got it. Earned it.
Source Unknown · Marriage
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
Source Unknown · Marriage
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
Source Unknown · Marriage
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Source Unknown · Marriage
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Source Unknown · Marriage
No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.
Source Unknown · Marriage
The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him.
Source Unknown · Marriage

Authors on Marriage

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