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103 quotesNext to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
Taxes and Taxation
F. J. Raymond
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Humor
Will Rogers
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The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
Illusion
Yasutani Roshi
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The fundamental defect with fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
Fathers
Bertrand Russell
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Fun is a good thing but only when it spoils nothing better.
Fun
George Santayana
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The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.
Body
George Santayana
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The poor don't know that their function in life is to exercise our generosity.
Generosity
Jean-Paul Sartre
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The fundament upon which all our knowledge and learning rests is the inexplicable.
Mystery
Arthur Schopenhauer
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Great leaders understand human behavior rather than the cybernetics of any function.
Leaders and Leadership
James Schorr
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
Jokes and Jokers
George Bernard Shaw
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The male function is to produce sperm. We now have sperm banks.
Men
Valerie Solanis
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Form ever follows function.
Architecture
Louis Henry Sullivan
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The function of posterity is to look after itself.
Past
Dylan Thomas
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There is no such thing as a functional illiterate.
Illiteracy
Kelvin Throop III
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I refused to attend his funeral. But I wrote a very nice letter explaining that I approved of it.
Sarcasm
Mark Twain
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A close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals.
Relatives
Source Unknown
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Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious?
Humor
Source Unknown
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The mind like a parachute functions only when open.
Mind
Source Unknown
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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that he's dead.
Funerals
Source Unknown
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Humor
Peter Ustinov
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Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
Success
An Wang
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I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
Humor
Andy Warhol
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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Humor
Mae West
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And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.
Sympathy
Walt Whitman
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If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.
Truth
Billy Wilder
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun